Before the beginning seems to be a good place to start this saga… dudely doot, dudely doot, dudely doot ‪#‎WaynesWorld‬. Back in 2004 I made a movement from Ramadi to Baghdad and instead of a bomb over Baghdad ‪#‎OutKast‬ I met one road side. Thank god though there was a gnarly sand storm so there timing was off otherwise instead of our Northern bell getting rung our Southern bells may have been blown off. ‪#‎DickJoke‬
Anyway back to topic I want to finish this before the anesthetic wears off and Im still dancing behind this door of perception. I wont leave anyone in suspense everything appears to have went well but it will take a couple of weeks to see whether or not I make a full recovery. I went in @0600 on Jun 15 2015(Im assuming its still the same date and year). It took about 2 years to get my surgery date ‪#‎TheJoysOfSocializedMedicine‬ and that date was pushed back a month because my doctor was on vacation and not due to a faulty memory that the VA initially tried to pass off on me….. but I digress. After changing into my gown and shower cap my doctors did a “Huddle around my bed about my Adam’s apple shaving and breast augmentation… Wait sorry I have to wait another year before that ‪#‎ThanksVA‬. They told me I was having a prosthetic bone put in my ear and fix the eardrum apparently before they could begin they sprung on me that they were going to have to drill into my head so they could get to that little piece of brain that insists on maintaining my independence and free will.‪#‎LiveFreeOrDie‬
All joking aside I dont remember much else besides from trying to hold onto consciousness for as long as possible and flirting with Margo my anastetheologist ‪#‎HorribleNameButBrazilianAss‬ I came to. In my final dreams before consciousness were of my kids and my need to get back to them and when I woke I found I had a huge swollen lip. Apparently during surgery I became semi-conscious and started making disparaging comments about my doctors Semitic ancestry and thats how they chose to re-sedate me. As far as I can tell everything was a success and I am ready to turn in my guns and support Hillary in 2016 ‪#‎BestLabotomyEver‬