This is going to sound pretentious and douchey but last I checked that is the purpose of social media. Im not going to pretend that I know the secrets of the universe but I will not deny that I am constantly surrounded by hella rad people while jumping around the planet.These people and adventures may not show up on my net-worth but that is because their worth cant be measured by the white-man’s money.

So if you want to start investing in yourself follow these simple steps and you too can find yourself in the South of Brazil with an amazing person.

Step 1- Open a fucking book

If Jean-Paul Sartre has taught me anything it is “You can get Pussy with your Personality” and it is also an absolute fact that I met my girlfriend in a crowded club talking about Dostoyevski. In my experience in life you can be “Fat and Rich or Handsome and Poor but not Fat and Poor.” You can get philosophical and talk about how when you are hungry you have to stay fit to be fed and once you get fed you can afford to be lazy… what ever all I no is that if you are poor you cant afford to be fat and when your rich you can afford things that are pretty #TJ

Step 2- “If you want Greek Pussy you need to look like a Greek GOD.” – Gunny Stewart.

Words of Wisdom from my former Company Gunnery Sergeant. I don’t remember much else other than he was a stout mother fucker who ate people for breakfast but truer words have never been said. A body is earned through hard work and when people look at bodies that are achieved through effort it speaks volumes of the person and what they are capable of. What does your body say about you?

Getting laid aside… If people put as much time and effort as they did into there car’s and insert other material shit there would be a lot more sexy mother fuckers walking around. I enjoy living because my body allows me to do the things that others can only imagine. How you look is the movie trailer for your life If you look like shit no matter how good of a story you may have. People will just not be interested… SO LOOK AND BE INTERESTING

Step 3- DO INTERESTING SHIT!!!!

This is actually the easiest part. All you have to do is plan a trip. It can be to Europe or a neighboring city. It shows you have goals and are mission oriented leading up to the trip you can talk about what you want to do and after completion you can share what you learned or experienced. It also speaks volumes about who you are when you actually accomplish the shit you set out for.

Step 4- Be true to yourself and others

Some people are very particular about what goes into their body but don’t monitor what comes out. Long story short they read labels, fact check and are super health conscious but they lie, give false praise and say gnarly hurtful shit. What could help this is a solid conversation in the mirror.

That about sums it up. Just remember that the hardest part of any journey is that initial step. In all truth the best advice I can give to anyone who has never traveled is “BUY A TICKET AND TAKE THE RIDE” because once you get on that bus or plane the adventure has already begun