How to rob 7/11

I walk into a 7/11 hearing the bell ring upon my entry. I feel my consciousness jump to the bell then back to me. I suppose I am in such a rush to get outside myself I feel as though anything outside of my control I want to immediately understand encapsulate and have in my power. Time… One thing that isn’t inside my control because adding more time to this dynamic allows for more variables. I see the attendant resting his hand on the counter and rather than reach for my weapon. I slam my left hand on top of his wrist and violently follow through with my right fist across his face. Never releasing the pressure of his free hand with my left. I use it as my pivot point to jump across the counter. After my initial display of hyper-violence my victim has the sense to at least play possum. Oddly enough Im not even interested in the register because most assholes now a day’s pay with cards. So I give a pull of the 20 dollar CA lottery scratch-off’s like I’m trying to blast out a “fruit by the foot”. I pull a 10 cent plastic bag thats by the register thanks to Prop-“fuck the poor” and fill it with all the scratch-offs I can. The clerk lays complaint the entire time after my initial assault but I decide to run his pockets for good measure. Taking only his Obama phone I tell him to “Stay down!” I walk around the register/counter from behind the hot dogs and taquitos and right out the front door breaking the flip phone in half and casually disagreeing it. Total time on target less then 5 minutes…. Where am I wrong?

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